A hint of light in the dark

What’s in your heart comes out your mouth.

When battle music plays in a game but you can’t find the enemy.
myyouthisslippin:

I need to find the person that made this and give them a huge bear hug :)

myyouthisslippin:

I need to find the person that made this and give them a huge bear hug :)

Interviewer: You’re in quite a few dream cast lists for the role of Johanna Mason.

I wish I could just negotiate with the spiders in my bathroom
Me: Okay well I really hate killing you guys and I know that without you the world would be overrun with insects, so I love you and all, but I kind of really need to take a shower and I don't wanna drown you or have you panic and bite me.
Spider: No probs bro I'll just go hang around in that corner until you're done. By the way, your fan is getting really dirty, my cousin's been living in there and he's not so happy with the conditions.
Me: Oh that's okay I'll have it cleaned and just you can just tell him to move out until it's done.
Spider: Sure thing, man, I'll be over here until your shower's over.

A Reporter thinks Emma is wearing an engagement ring.